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sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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churchsext:

"why do you hate tumblr?"

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fagsindubai:

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

image

image

none of those guys look straight

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officialschool:


look at what you’re missing out on if you don’t shave

officialschool:

look at what you’re missing out on if you don’t shave

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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

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comecuddle:

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

This one is for
princesswetkitty

comecuddle:

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

This one is for
princesswetkitty
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kenzilauren-deactivated20140417: I know all of your obsessed followers will give shit on this lol but you are very unfortunate looking I don't understand how you post so many selfies and how they get notes?? lol

onlinegf:

ven0moth:

this is so fucking rude bye

suuuuuuuuuuure lol

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

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